Tumblr (3.0; @downtonabfab)http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maxmp7WCTw1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Journos with egos, I don’t like ‘em. Bad enough havin to read the crap without havin to look a photo of the bastard that wrote it.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/32298418547http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/32298418547Tue, 25 Sep 2012 20:58:00 -0400abfabab fababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mancrxrwjg1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Fleur: Who is the customer?</p> <p>Patsy: Rich bitches whose faces have been pulled so tight they can’t see what they’re buying.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31917860030http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31917860030Thu, 20 Sep 2012 07:47:57 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_majnycGmqE1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wednesday 8am. Get up. Kick Arse. Well, there’s one step ahead already.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31791610195http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31791610195Tue, 18 Sep 2012 07:59:00 -0400abfabab fababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mag12egG7Q1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>When someone deliberately over-educates themselves out of the possibility of useful employment, I take issue.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31653870722http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31653870722Sun, 16 Sep 2012 08:51:00 -0400abfabab fababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mae4mj9mkc1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Look there’s a new disease called the Kardashians, darling.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31581634296http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31581634296Sat, 15 Sep 2012 08:13:00 -0400abfabab fababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mad4p7e9oW1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Patsy: We can get you a man.</p> <p>Eddy: How?</p> <p>Patsy: Pay.</p> <p>Eddy: You just rent a man, do you?</p> <p>Patsy: Rent two, we’ll make a night of it.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31549097778http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31549097778Fri, 14 Sep 2012 19:17:00 -0400abfabab fabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabmazzfDm1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Patsy: What are you wearing, Eddy?</p> <p>Eddy: Lacroix.</p> <p>Patsy: It’s fabulous.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31505625277http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31505625277Thu, 13 Sep 2012 23:42:00 -0400ab fababfabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma1tstE5i51rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Serge: A gay man can be… boring.</p> <p>Eddy: Sweetheart, being gay is the best excuse you’ll ever have for not being boring.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31146630090http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/31146630090Sat, 08 Sep 2012 16:48:00 -0400abfabab fabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9scvcSP371rt29qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Saffy: You can’t get the food shopping from Harrods.</p> <p>Patsy: You can. You can’t expect people who live in Knightsbridge to eat out all the time.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/30810506064http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/30810506064Mon, 03 Sep 2012 14:04:00 -0400abfabab fabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3cf4epdcy1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Bubble: Hoover vacuum’s broke. Fell out the window while I were vacuuming the sill.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/22188734214http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/22188734214Tue, 01 May 2012 08:09:00 -0400abfabab fabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31ajqoEsZ1rt29qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><span class="Apple-style-span">It was like a Legoland of sex after those concerts, darling.  Everybody was connected to someone else by something.</span></p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21778566059http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21778566059Wed, 25 Apr 2012 07:57:00 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vu0vWSRo1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Sweetie, this is premature aging.  Therefore I can legitimately have it corrected. </p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21567307938http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21567307938Sun, 22 Apr 2012 09:12:00 -0400ab fababfabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2tx1am95s1rt29qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>If you mean the time you woke me stoned out of your brain and slurred, “By the way, people have it off,” then yes you told me the facts of life.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21491857616http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21491857616Sat, 21 Apr 2012 08:22:00 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2sdruc25c1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I’m talking to my friend, is that alright?  God, it’s like living with a chronically depressed budgerigar living with you.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21439665331http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21439665331Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:28:00 -0400abfabab fababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2pi13s0yu1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Here’s my list.  Oh hang on, she’s out, she screwed me.  Oh and he’s in, he screwed me.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21363661886http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21363661886Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:07:00 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2p1gxZ0541rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Why does everything you wear look like it’s bearing a grudge?</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21340923600http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21340923600Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:10:00 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2oefb4ifM1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Mummy’s upset as well.  Give me a hug, darling.  Squish, squish.  Aww, squish, squish.  I can’t do that… tears thing you do.  Squish, squish.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21322127645http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21322127645Wed, 18 Apr 2012 08:52:00 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kkvw5vME1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Get a haircut and a boiler suit so I don’t keep having to explain you to my friends.</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21206235532http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21206235532Mon, 16 Apr 2012 07:21:00 -0400abfabab fabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2g3v0z5sG1rt29qco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Bloody bastard asthmatic cab driver!</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21056332038http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21056332038Fri, 13 Apr 2012 21:23:00 -0400ab fababfabdownton abbeyabsolutely fabulous<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2f2bb1fYY1rt29qco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>A mixed-race baby’s the finest accessory anyone in my position could have.  It’s the must-have of the season.  It’s the Chanel of babies!</p>http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21019872463http://downtonabfab.tumblr.com/post/21019872463Fri, 13 Apr 2012 07:52:00 -0400ab fababfababsolutely fabulousdownton abbey