Downton AbFab

Apr 11

Eddy: I’ve got enough trouble with surplus furniture without occasional old people scattered around.

Eddy: I’ve got enough trouble with surplus furniture without occasional old people scattered around.

Apr 10

Saffy: It’s disgusting! That is so degrading to women!
Patsy: What do you mean? She’s got the whip.

Saffy: It’s disgusting! That is so degrading to women!

Patsy: What do you mean? She’s got the whip.

Apr 07

Eddy: Look at Mummy, darling.  Does Mummy need surgery?
Saffy: Yes.  Get your mouth sewn up.

Eddy: Look at Mummy, darling.  Does Mummy need surgery?

Saffy: Yes.  Get your mouth sewn up.

Apr 06

Eddy: I was taken up, up to heaven and I spoke with God.
Saffy: What about?
Eddy: Well, shopping mainly…

Eddy: I was taken up, up to heaven and I spoke with God.

Saffy: What about?

Eddy: Well, shopping mainly…

Woman: I don’t know how they get people to go to these parties.
Patsy: It’s cocaine.  Lines inside mean lines outside.

Woman: I don’t know how they get people to go to these parties.

Patsy: It’s cocaine.  Lines inside mean lines outside.

Apr 05

Saffy: Mum, that man just pinched me!
Patsy: Don’t worry, he’s very old and obviously blind.

Saffy: Mum, that man just pinched me!

Patsy: Don’t worry, he’s very old and obviously blind.

Apr 04

The aristocracy has not survived by its intransigence.

The aristocracy has not survived by its intransigence.

Eddy: We’ll go on public transport, Pats.
Patsy: Are you mad? I’ve got nothing to wear on public transport.

Eddy: We’ll go on public transport, Pats.

Patsy: Are you mad? I’ve got nothing to wear on public transport.

Apr 03

Eddy: Bubble, listen - what is your job?
Bubble: What’s me what?
Eddy: What is it you do, darling?
Bubble: I don’t really know. Nothing. Get paid?

Eddy: Bubble, listen - what is your job?

Bubble: What’s me what?

Eddy: What is it you do, darling?

Bubble: I don’t really know. Nothing. Get paid?

Apr 02

All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay!

All my friends are gay. All my friends are gay!