Downton AbFab

Sep 25

Journos with egos, I don’t like ‘em. Bad enough havin to read the crap without havin to look a photo of the bastard that wrote it.

Journos with egos, I don’t like ‘em. Bad enough havin to read the crap without havin to look a photo of the bastard that wrote it.

Sep 20

Fleur: Who is the customer?
Patsy: Rich bitches whose faces have been pulled so tight they can’t see what they’re buying.

Fleur: Who is the customer?

Patsy: Rich bitches whose faces have been pulled so tight they can’t see what they’re buying.

Sep 18

Wednesday 8am. Get up. Kick Arse. Well, there’s one step ahead already.

Wednesday 8am. Get up. Kick Arse. Well, there’s one step ahead already.

Sep 16

When someone deliberately over-educates themselves out of the possibility of useful employment, I take issue.

When someone deliberately over-educates themselves out of the possibility of useful employment, I take issue.

Sep 15

Look there’s a new disease called the Kardashians, darling.

Look there’s a new disease called the Kardashians, darling.

Sep 14

Patsy: We can get you a man.
Eddy: How?
Patsy: Pay.
Eddy: You just rent a man, do you?
Patsy: Rent two, we’ll make a night of it.

Patsy: We can get you a man.

Eddy: How?

Patsy: Pay.

Eddy: You just rent a man, do you?

Patsy: Rent two, we’ll make a night of it.

Sep 13

Patsy: What are you wearing, Eddy?
Eddy: Lacroix.
Patsy: It’s fabulous.

Patsy: What are you wearing, Eddy?

Eddy: Lacroix.

Patsy: It’s fabulous.

Sep 08

Serge: A gay man can be… boring.
Eddy: Sweetheart, being gay is the best excuse you’ll ever have for not being boring.

Serge: A gay man can be… boring.

Eddy: Sweetheart, being gay is the best excuse you’ll ever have for not being boring.

Sep 03

Saffy: You can’t get the food shopping from Harrods.
Patsy: You can. You can’t expect people who live in Knightsbridge to eat out all the time.

Saffy: You can’t get the food shopping from Harrods.

Patsy: You can. You can’t expect people who live in Knightsbridge to eat out all the time.

May 01

Bubble: Hoover vacuum’s broke. Fell out the window while I were vacuuming the sill.

Bubble: Hoover vacuum’s broke. Fell out the window while I were vacuuming the sill.